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What's wrong with grandpa?? —Anonymous

griffys:

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

January 5thvia and with 217,543 notes

sunfortune:

vampyreofcolor-moved-deactivate:

archie riverdale wants what scott mccall has

“the epic highs and lows of high school football” WISHES it could be “my mom does all the grocery shopping”


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the-ways-of-the-force:

IM YELLING


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rowdyholtzy:

my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me


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holyfiiire:

Knives Out (2019) dir, Rian Johnson 


December 29thvia and with 923 notes

ahsokastars:

John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch (2019)


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zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 


December 29thvia and with 1,223,797 notes

wilwheaton:

thatgirlwithfeels:

randomthingsthatilike123:

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jukebox-head:

bonepoem:

ryrosryhoe:

jackironsides:

pleaseexorciseme:

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

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He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

“Okay, Jerry.”


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